He’s never serious, never thinks
Why get so mad it’s just a laugh
You PC types are all so daft
It’s light relief – no call to think
Paul’s such a dag, he’s such a lark
Don’t blame it on the TV staff
They don’t like audiences to think
Why get so mad it’s just a laugh
Don’t let those cheeky darkies start
Their claims that Kiwis need to think
Paul’s such a dag, he’s such a lark
Immigrants like him? Pure class
It’s guys like him who make us think
But don’t be mad it’s just a laugh
The world’s a place that’s far too hard
I’d like to teach my kids to think
Paul’s such a dag, he’s such a lark
Why get so mad it’s just a laugh
Ironic that one of my first attempts at a villanelle (one of the more intellectual and difficult forms) would be prompted by Paul Henry, but that's what indignant anger will do! I thought the villanelle would be a good form because of its repetition. It also gives me an excuse to post a (hand covers mouth) rhyming poem, something which seems oddly appropriate for a poem about TV.
In case you haven't been following, English immigrant Paul Henry, host of TVNZ's Breakfast programme, asked John Key yesterday on live TV whether our Governor General, NZ-born Sir Anand Satanyand, was "even a New Zealander". Our valiant PM's only response was a weak laugh. Apart from a villanelle, my response is a strangled Gaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
